March 20th - ish.
CTV reports of a massive bed bug problem.
Since we know you want TVFR's perspective on this, and since Anton found the report before I did, it comes down to this:
Lefty greenies have reamed you again.
"The current generation of exterminators has been caught unaware by these pests, which were all but forgotten for decades. They blame the comeback on several factors, primarily increased global travel and the banning of potent pesticides like DDT."
Ok everyone, we need more limbless children with crooked spines so that the limbed kids with straight spines can not have to itch. Also, no traveling to those "dirty places" (which is anywhere but our notorious world hegemony, The USMNA -read early issues, you will figure it out- then back to the overcrowded but oh-so-lovable cities like NYC where they grow quickly off the blood of prostitutes, politicians, and gang-banga-homies (Bad Boys II, even though I am talking about New York City and not Miami -Miami being the setting for Bad Boys II which isn't all that great a movie now that I think about it, moving right along- black people in a nut shell. Disclaimer: Satire) whereupon they multiply and become an epidemic of a global (if you live in the USMNA, where New York is the world) scale.
Those gormless whinging stoats are all too quick to say how DDT caused birth defects and cancer in every living thing it touched, well, a percentage of them then. Ok, there were more than 20 cases...
What did you call me? LIMBLESS CHILDREN. Paul, don't even grow old enough to get Malaria..
Don't worry, Anton, I still love you - gormless whinging stoat though you are.
What they won't tell you is how many hundreds of thousands of people have died from malaria and other insect born diseases which the usage of DDT prevented. Malaria, for those who didn't know, is the biggest killer of them all. Forget South L.A. after sundown, in the world of the underfed, malaria is the New Auschwitz.
I am fine with DDT for personal use, No wonder you smell like Dettol! like OFF or Raid or that shit but don't go putting it in our lakes again. (By the way DDT only kills the eggs of mosquitoes by making them too weak to mature the fetus. Jerk.) Malarial mosquitoes only carry malaria anyway, someone has to give it to them. What we really need is a malaria that kills mosquitoes, that would solve all our problems.
You spent half the morning looking all this up, didn't you.
"Malaria causes an estimated 2.7 million deaths per year, with most of these deaths occurring in Africa."
Oh fudge Africa, you still have to pay a person to care about those people, unless its South Africa where we are supposed to care because they just aren't "White Democratic" enough. Even those "Doctors abroad" probably only do it for the great jobs and loads of attention they get when they come back.
Makes you wonder what they put in Aerogard, doesn't it.
Aerogard, did they even spell that right, forget a "u" maybe? That's just one of those things lost in the news that they will never teach in schools isn't it.
Gotta hand it to those greenies. They've made the planet a better place for mosquitoes the world over. And Anton, this stuff is insect repellent. You're not supposed to snort it.
Ok, rant over.
Good riddance to that.
Canada 1: U.S.A: 0
"Tokyo — All but one of the eight Canadian meat processing plants that export to Japan have been given a clean bill of health by Japanese inspectors, a government statement said Monday."
I've seen the McDonalds commercial and I believe it, Canada makes some fine beef and America can bend over if they want it in their country.
So says Globeandmail.com
The on again - off again supply of beef to Japan has been going on since December 2003 when Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (mad cow if your not a pompous word prick) was discovered in exports from the U.S of the middle of North A and Canada.
Exporters in both countries have been going nuts trying to get the exports back on track, but it seems the Canadians, anxious to win back the support of a valuable client have done what the client wants, whereas Uncle Sam has been trying to get the client to do what the supplier wants.
"What! A place that knows what they want before we tell them? I'm telling God on you."
Apparently, Lucky Eddie's Bull, Beef & Burger Emporium on West 42nd Street didn't satisfy the cagey Japanese government inspectors and not even the prospect of a free set of steak knives could persuade them otherwise.
TVFR isn't surprised. That place doesn't even exist.
I'm sure TVFR readers are astute enough to realize BSE is more commonly known as Mad Cow Disease (I told you just in case - if you were paying attention). It's very nasty and makes your rissoles taste like shit, but there is another form of Mad Cow Disease and unlike other illnesses peculiar to the fairer sex, this one can't be blamed on the menstrual cycle.
An example of one manifestation of the other form of Mad Cow Disease became evident when its sufferer presented at the halls of Emessen exhibiting extremely bizarre behaviour, bordering on the purely insane.
Melissa Sue Robinson, Democrat 2006 primaries representative hopeful,
signed up for a hotmail email address (idtwinmsr@hotmail.com), joined God knows how many Emessen message boards and posted the following message:
I need Your Donations for my Campaign
Dear Fellow Democrats,
My name is Melissa Sue Robinson and I am running for the Michigan House of Representatives in the 68th District in the August 2006 Primary Election. I have ran(run) for office 6 times but I haven't been able to get far due to the lack of money.(Or personality) I am in Michigan and it's hard to raise money right now due to our poor economy. I know how to run a successful campaign but I don't have money for a campaign office (and its utilities), political signs, or literature.
If any of the Michigan people wanted to support your (presumably) feminist agenda then they would scrape together some pennies and send them your way. If you have -oh what was it called again- support- then people in your riding (that's what "Conaydeons" call them, you might call them battlefields or, onion patches) will make a t-shirt or a sign and bung it out on their lawn. If the economy is sour, just promise them jobs and no beer tax, even if you don't follow through you still get four years out of it (Hell, Bush is going on seven).
Please see it in your hearts to donate to my campaign. My life's dream is to give back to society and help Michigan through elected office. I am 56 years old and not getting any younger. I need to win this year and I can do it with your help.
Then just die already, whiny ol' bitch. While you're at it get a domain name and some Microsoft Outlook 98 from a bargain bin so your email will be professional. Shitty thing is that some money flooded democrat might send her money, *sigh* God bless America, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
With Warm Regards,
Melissa Sue Robinson
Make Checks Payable to:
The Committee to Elect
Melissa Sue Robinson
for State Representative 68th District
1121 East Larned St.Lansing, MI.
48912-1747(517) 371-1103
melisrob@tds.net
http://www.melissasuerobinson.homestead.com/
Melissa Sue Robinson
Gotta love the free website.
I want homestead to have my babies. TDS can adopt the extras that MelisRob won't eat. Again, I only presume she eats them.
Al Gore was overheard by a TVFR staffer to have said, "What the fucking hell is that?"
TVFR hasn't stopped laughing since we saw this yesterday. We don't even live there!
I actually never started laughing, sad to say Paul laughs alone on this.
It's sad but true. Anton's entire life has been spent laughing 'on the inside'. If you're lucky once in a while, and he doesn't know you're watching, you might just catch a hint of a smile.
U.S. photographer and voyeur extraordinaire, Spencer Tunick, the guy who persuades people all around the planet to swarm together in massive groups and take all their clothes off so he can photograph them in unlikely poses, has bobbed up in Caracas to snap the clackers of the Venezuelan clothes shy.
I saw a documentary on this and I would just like to say that he photographed a burn victim on the ice in Antarctica, true story, after that he photographed his girlfriend who was pretty hot all things considered (All things is pretty much that the guy talks like a girl and is pretty "big boned" in a hormones for allergies sort of way). I can definitely see why some *snort*-with a mirror and a razor- art critics might lay some comments on it. Like the whole massive sex free naked body orgy wasn't done to death, what he does, they might as well have clothes on.
The Australian newspaper has the report with a picture of the sort of people who give nudity a bad name.
You might wonder what interest The Oz has in the exploits *ahem* of Spencer Tunick in far flung Venezuela so it might interest you to know that Oz has had this interest since Spencer did his stuff in Melbourne.
All around the world, he gets interest from thousands of people willing to bare all for the sake of art, but seldom does he get as many people actually turning up. When he was in Melbourne, he almost had to enlist the help of the Army to stem the tide of Melburnians (Melbournians is a word too but "I ain't gonna front" on a resident) who stampeded in vast numbers to get their gear off and pose naked.
The Oz just wants to see if any other venue gets as enthusiastic as we did and so far, nobody else has even come close.
It's also the only time he's had his shoot publicized on a grand scale (being it coincided with your major art convention in that pretty building that looks like a flayed woodbug). He could have made it a "big thing" so that every city got it set up to snap one on a grand scale, I could see The Empress or The Parliament buildings covered in naked people, it would be cool (thanks McGill's random picture site for the photos. )
TVFR is moved to ask why it is that those most eager to pose nude in public are those least suited to do so. Modern art is ugly, but it doesn't have to be stomach churning.
Anton is moved to ask why he doesn't just stick to group photos of nudist colonies.
Check out Autoboston if you like auto's in Boston... Check out the rest of Blogger if you wan't shit that isn't as cool as this.
Since we know you want TVFR's perspective on this, and since Anton found the report before I did, it comes down to this:
Lefty greenies have reamed you again.
"The current generation of exterminators has been caught unaware by these pests, which were all but forgotten for decades. They blame the comeback on several factors, primarily increased global travel and the banning of potent pesticides like DDT."
Ok everyone, we need more limbless children with crooked spines so that the limbed kids with straight spines can not have to itch. Also, no traveling to those "dirty places" (which is anywhere but our notorious world hegemony, The USMNA -read early issues, you will figure it out- then back to the overcrowded but oh-so-lovable cities like NYC where they grow quickly off the blood of prostitutes, politicians, and gang-banga-homies (Bad Boys II, even though I am talking about New York City and not Miami -Miami being the setting for Bad Boys II which isn't all that great a movie now that I think about it, moving right along- black people in a nut shell. Disclaimer: Satire) whereupon they multiply and become an epidemic of a global (if you live in the USMNA, where New York is the world) scale.
Those gormless whinging stoats are all too quick to say how DDT caused birth defects and cancer in every living thing it touched, well, a percentage of them then. Ok, there were more than 20 cases...
What did you call me? LIMBLESS CHILDREN. Paul, don't even grow old enough to get Malaria..
Don't worry, Anton, I still love you - gormless whinging stoat though you are.
What they won't tell you is how many hundreds of thousands of people have died from malaria and other insect born diseases which the usage of DDT prevented. Malaria, for those who didn't know, is the biggest killer of them all. Forget South L.A. after sundown, in the world of the underfed, malaria is the New Auschwitz.
I am fine with DDT for personal use, No wonder you smell like Dettol! like OFF or Raid or that shit but don't go putting it in our lakes again. (By the way DDT only kills the eggs of mosquitoes by making them too weak to mature the fetus. Jerk.) Malarial mosquitoes only carry malaria anyway, someone has to give it to them. What we really need is a malaria that kills mosquitoes, that would solve all our problems.
You spent half the morning looking all this up, didn't you.
"Malaria causes an estimated 2.7 million deaths per year, with most of these deaths occurring in Africa."
Oh fudge Africa, you still have to pay a person to care about those people, unless its South Africa where we are supposed to care because they just aren't "White Democratic" enough. Even those "Doctors abroad" probably only do it for the great jobs and loads of attention they get when they come back.
Makes you wonder what they put in Aerogard, doesn't it.
Aerogard, did they even spell that right, forget a "u" maybe? That's just one of those things lost in the news that they will never teach in schools isn't it.
Gotta hand it to those greenies. They've made the planet a better place for mosquitoes the world over. And Anton, this stuff is insect repellent. You're not supposed to snort it.
Ok, rant over.
Good riddance to that.
~
Canada 1: U.S.A: 0
"Tokyo — All but one of the eight Canadian meat processing plants that export to Japan have been given a clean bill of health by Japanese inspectors, a government statement said Monday."
I've seen the McDonalds commercial and I believe it, Canada makes some fine beef and America can bend over if they want it in their country.
So says Globeandmail.com
The on again - off again supply of beef to Japan has been going on since December 2003 when Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (mad cow if your not a pompous word prick) was discovered in exports from the U.S of the middle of North A and Canada.
Exporters in both countries have been going nuts trying to get the exports back on track, but it seems the Canadians, anxious to win back the support of a valuable client have done what the client wants, whereas Uncle Sam has been trying to get the client to do what the supplier wants.
"What! A place that knows what they want before we tell them? I'm telling God on you."
Apparently, Lucky Eddie's Bull, Beef & Burger Emporium on West 42nd Street didn't satisfy the cagey Japanese government inspectors and not even the prospect of a free set of steak knives could persuade them otherwise.
TVFR isn't surprised. That place doesn't even exist.
I'm sure TVFR readers are astute enough to realize BSE is more commonly known as Mad Cow Disease (I told you just in case - if you were paying attention). It's very nasty and makes your rissoles taste like shit, but there is another form of Mad Cow Disease and unlike other illnesses peculiar to the fairer sex, this one can't be blamed on the menstrual cycle.
An example of one manifestation of the other form of Mad Cow Disease became evident when its sufferer presented at the halls of Emessen exhibiting extremely bizarre behaviour, bordering on the purely insane.
Melissa Sue Robinson, Democrat 2006 primaries representative hopeful,
signed up for a hotmail email address (idtwinmsr@hotmail.com), joined God knows how many Emessen message boards and posted the following message:
I need Your Donations for my Campaign
Dear Fellow Democrats,
My name is Melissa Sue Robinson and I am running for the Michigan House of Representatives in the 68th District in the August 2006 Primary Election. I have ran(run) for office 6 times but I haven't been able to get far due to the lack of money.(Or personality) I am in Michigan and it's hard to raise money right now due to our poor economy. I know how to run a successful campaign but I don't have money for a campaign office (and its utilities), political signs, or literature.
If any of the Michigan people wanted to support your (presumably) feminist agenda then they would scrape together some pennies and send them your way. If you have -oh what was it called again- support- then people in your riding (that's what "Conaydeons" call them, you might call them battlefields or, onion patches) will make a t-shirt or a sign and bung it out on their lawn. If the economy is sour, just promise them jobs and no beer tax, even if you don't follow through you still get four years out of it (Hell, Bush is going on seven).
Please see it in your hearts to donate to my campaign. My life's dream is to give back to society and help Michigan through elected office. I am 56 years old and not getting any younger. I need to win this year and I can do it with your help.
Then just die already, whiny ol' bitch. While you're at it get a domain name and some Microsoft Outlook 98 from a bargain bin so your email will be professional. Shitty thing is that some money flooded democrat might send her money, *sigh* God bless America, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
With Warm Regards,
Melissa Sue Robinson
Make Checks Payable to:
The Committee to Elect
Melissa Sue Robinson
for State Representative 68th District
1121 East Larned St.Lansing, MI.
48912-1747(517) 371-1103
melisrob@tds.net
http://www.melissasuerobinson.homestead.com/
Melissa Sue Robinson
Gotta love the free website.
I want homestead to have my babies. TDS can adopt the extras that MelisRob won't eat. Again, I only presume she eats them.
Al Gore was overheard by a TVFR staffer to have said, "What the fucking hell is that?"
TVFR hasn't stopped laughing since we saw this yesterday. We don't even live there!
I actually never started laughing, sad to say Paul laughs alone on this.
It's sad but true. Anton's entire life has been spent laughing 'on the inside'. If you're lucky once in a while, and he doesn't know you're watching, you might just catch a hint of a smile.
~
U.S. photographer and voyeur extraordinaire, Spencer Tunick, the guy who persuades people all around the planet to swarm together in massive groups and take all their clothes off so he can photograph them in unlikely poses, has bobbed up in Caracas to snap the clackers of the Venezuelan clothes shy.
I saw a documentary on this and I would just like to say that he photographed a burn victim on the ice in Antarctica, true story, after that he photographed his girlfriend who was pretty hot all things considered (All things is pretty much that the guy talks like a girl and is pretty "big boned" in a hormones for allergies sort of way). I can definitely see why some *snort*-with a mirror and a razor- art critics might lay some comments on it. Like the whole massive sex free naked body orgy wasn't done to death, what he does, they might as well have clothes on.
The Australian newspaper has the report with a picture of the sort of people who give nudity a bad name.
You might wonder what interest The Oz has in the exploits *ahem* of Spencer Tunick in far flung Venezuela so it might interest you to know that Oz has had this interest since Spencer did his stuff in Melbourne.
All around the world, he gets interest from thousands of people willing to bare all for the sake of art, but seldom does he get as many people actually turning up. When he was in Melbourne, he almost had to enlist the help of the Army to stem the tide of Melburnians (Melbournians is a word too but "I ain't gonna front" on a resident) who stampeded in vast numbers to get their gear off and pose naked.
The Oz just wants to see if any other venue gets as enthusiastic as we did and so far, nobody else has even come close.
It's also the only time he's had his shoot publicized on a grand scale (being it coincided with your major art convention in that pretty building that looks like a flayed woodbug). He could have made it a "big thing" so that every city got it set up to snap one on a grand scale, I could see The Empress or The Parliament buildings covered in naked people, it would be cool (thanks McGill's random picture site for the photos. )
TVFR is moved to ask why it is that those most eager to pose nude in public are those least suited to do so. Modern art is ugly, but it doesn't have to be stomach churning.
Anton is moved to ask why he doesn't just stick to group photos of nudist colonies.
Check out Autoboston if you like auto's in Boston... Check out the rest of Blogger if you wan't shit that isn't as cool as this.
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