April 9th - No news is good news

So I'm not bringing you any news today. It's all just too damn boring it's unbelievable. In fact what we present is more believable than what's going on around the world at the moment.

To give you an idea how interminably boring the news is, the Prime Minister of Thailand has resigned. The French are still throwing chairs at one another over the labour laws, the Belorussians are just fucked.

And Bush is leaking. Anton knows what I think of that.

So that's it in a nutshell. Sit back, relax and do whatever it is you do when you're bored out of your mind and even ESPN won't save you.