April 8th - And they gasped in awe
Every now and then and because TVFR is your best source for the best news ever, presented the way you really want to read it, I lose track of what I'm thinking.
And lose their INTEREST as you fall onto faulty sentence structure! Blasphemy Paul, blasphemy.
But I have proof in front of me today that, despite the wishes and advice of people who know - and in absolute disregard for the national sovereignty of other nations, the government of the U.S.o.M.N.A. considers itself to be the rightful sovereign government (less "ment" and more "ing body") over every other nation on earth.
But not to worry, if you're not a 'merican you will probably get nuked. There isn't even something you can do about it either because they have the starwars project. All you will be able to do is nuke Canada accidently when they shoot down your warheads and if you're lucky, kill the very northern states with fall-out for thousands of years. (But they don't put anything important up there anyway.)
Up until now, everyone only suspected it, but I've got it in proof in black and white and you can check it for yourselves if you wish.
Peace Now is running with information about a bill currently before the House of Representatives which they say should be voted down - in the name of peace. There are other organizations which agree with Peace Now, including Jewish organizations and in this case, they really do know what's what concerning this bill.
The only problem I have with this article personally is that they do this: "Americans for Peace Now (APN) believes...". I am already on your god damned site, reading your god damned eco nazi bullshit, you don't have to tell me it is you saying the things said if I can plainly read (and I can) the name at the top left of the screen. Fucking novices.
Whatever, none of that is relevant as far as we're concerned, that's all in-house bluster and self aggrandisement and it is as ridiculous and inconsequential as it looks. Bush the Clown in any other clown suit would still be a clown.
And who the fuck decided that abbreviations were kosher (no I am not Jewish, I just like the word. Hitler used it, why can't I) on something like a typed document where the phrase can easily be copied and pasted, or even fucking typed for that matter. It was a good idea when the first asshole to walk the earth thought it up, but not every asshole should have the priviledge.
Or it would be inconsequential except for the last little item in the bill to which we here at TVFR (us two assholes have the priviledge, plus, four words is hard for people to remember without the memory aid of an abreviation) feel your attention should be drawn because it affects us as well.
Sort of. A bit. Maybe.
Anyway, here's the proof that the Government of the U.S.o.M.N.A. thinks everyone should do as they're told...
Item number 7 in bill number HR 4681 reads:
7. Require the President to direct U.S. representatives at International Financial Institutions (e.g., the World Bank, IMF) to use the voice, vote, and influence of the U.S. to block any aid to the Palestinian Authority
Since when, we'd like to know, was an international body such as the UN or the IMF, subject to having its decisions bullied by the government of the U.S.o.M.N.A.? Why, we'd like to know, are these international bodies not permitted to function independently of the whims of the NeoCons in Washington who direct Dubyist policymaking?
Since always. Try and work in the USoMNA without following all the rules, them kills ya fer dat serta thing.
Shocked? Annoyed?
Lets hope not, the rest of the world is way more fucked up than that.
Well this little item from Beta News will shock you even further.
You know money doesn't grow on trees, but what about if you could grow your own batteries in a petri dish? Pretty cool huh?
"...researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have "trained" viruses in a lab to create a miniature battery.
By manipulating a few genes within the virus, researchers were able to get the organism to grow and then assemble itself into a functional electronic device. They hope to be able to build a battery that could be as small as a grain of rice."
Next they'll come up with really tiny devices in which those batteries can be used.
Batteries are acctually the name given to a set of cells connected in sequence. as in how a D battery (6.0V) has 4 AA batteries (1.5 each) in it to produce the neccesary voltage. Basically, what Paul wanted to say without knowing he should have, was cells.
The camera you can store in your nose for instance.
Hearing aids for mice.
Fisher Price toys for zygotes.
Portable kettles for people who like really small cups of coffee.
A vibrator for Paul.
A machine to make the worlds smallest violin so that Paul has something to cry to.
The Machine that makes the worlds smallest ammounts of Cortizone for the BURN Paul just endured. (Haha, I am so witty.)
The possibilities are endless.
Though we may have just expended them.
There are times I feel you'd make excellent sharkbait, Anton. Oddly, those times appear to be coming more frequently.
And just when the crowing died down from those paleontologists who found billion year old bones of a fish with feet, the dirt turners in Utah have found the progenitor of the emu (pron. eeem yooo) (or, Eemoo)(Fuck you, it's our bird, it's eeem yooo) or something rather larger and less friendly than Australias most famous dumb thing. (Excluding Pauline Hanson.) (Yeah, I don't know who she is either.)
National Geographic, every schoolboy's first porn source, tells us velociraptors are now yesterday's news, because they've unearthed the Hagryphus giganteus("giant four-footed, birdlike god of the western desert")
Could this be the Pterosaur? are they trying to cover up the last link that shows dinosaurs lived among us in the time of Adam and Eve and Moses and the Great Flood and shit? (Yeah, I don't READ the bible, but I did watch Rugrats, and Tommy was Jewish so I got the Hebrew side pretty down pat). If I sound like I am on crack, that's because I am trying to make a point. Operation Pterosaur scared the hell out of me.
"Only fragments of the animal were discovered—a fearsomely clawed hand and foot. But the dinosaur probably stood seven feet (two meters) tall and ran as fast as an ostrich, according to paleontologists Lindsay Zanno and Scott Sampson."
They apparently thrived until the advent of Colonel Sanders.
Sorry Paul made this so boring.
-Anton
Anton has crabs. That's his excuse.
And lose their INTEREST as you fall onto faulty sentence structure! Blasphemy Paul, blasphemy.
But I have proof in front of me today that, despite the wishes and advice of people who know - and in absolute disregard for the national sovereignty of other nations, the government of the U.S.o.M.N.A. considers itself to be the rightful sovereign government (less "ment" and more "ing body") over every other nation on earth.
But not to worry, if you're not a 'merican you will probably get nuked. There isn't even something you can do about it either because they have the starwars project. All you will be able to do is nuke Canada accidently when they shoot down your warheads and if you're lucky, kill the very northern states with fall-out for thousands of years. (But they don't put anything important up there anyway.)
Up until now, everyone only suspected it, but I've got it in proof in black and white and you can check it for yourselves if you wish.
Peace Now is running with information about a bill currently before the House of Representatives which they say should be voted down - in the name of peace. There are other organizations which agree with Peace Now, including Jewish organizations and in this case, they really do know what's what concerning this bill.
The only problem I have with this article personally is that they do this: "Americans for Peace Now (APN) believes...". I am already on your god damned site, reading your god damned eco nazi bullshit, you don't have to tell me it is you saying the things said if I can plainly read (and I can) the name at the top left of the screen. Fucking novices.
Whatever, none of that is relevant as far as we're concerned, that's all in-house bluster and self aggrandisement and it is as ridiculous and inconsequential as it looks. Bush the Clown in any other clown suit would still be a clown.
And who the fuck decided that abbreviations were kosher (no I am not Jewish, I just like the word. Hitler used it, why can't I) on something like a typed document where the phrase can easily be copied and pasted, or even fucking typed for that matter. It was a good idea when the first asshole to walk the earth thought it up, but not every asshole should have the priviledge.
Or it would be inconsequential except for the last little item in the bill to which we here at TVFR (us two assholes have the priviledge, plus, four words is hard for people to remember without the memory aid of an abreviation) feel your attention should be drawn because it affects us as well.
Sort of. A bit. Maybe.
Anyway, here's the proof that the Government of the U.S.o.M.N.A. thinks everyone should do as they're told...
Item number 7 in bill number HR 4681 reads:
7. Require the President to direct U.S. representatives at International Financial Institutions (e.g., the World Bank, IMF) to use the voice, vote, and influence of the U.S. to block any aid to the Palestinian Authority
Since when, we'd like to know, was an international body such as the UN or the IMF, subject to having its decisions bullied by the government of the U.S.o.M.N.A.? Why, we'd like to know, are these international bodies not permitted to function independently of the whims of the NeoCons in Washington who direct Dubyist policymaking?
Since always. Try and work in the USoMNA without following all the rules, them kills ya fer dat serta thing.
Shocked? Annoyed?
Lets hope not, the rest of the world is way more fucked up than that.
Well this little item from Beta News will shock you even further.
You know money doesn't grow on trees, but what about if you could grow your own batteries in a petri dish? Pretty cool huh?
"...researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have "trained" viruses in a lab to create a miniature battery.
By manipulating a few genes within the virus, researchers were able to get the organism to grow and then assemble itself into a functional electronic device. They hope to be able to build a battery that could be as small as a grain of rice."
Next they'll come up with really tiny devices in which those batteries can be used.
Batteries are acctually the name given to a set of cells connected in sequence. as in how a D battery (6.0V) has 4 AA batteries (1.5 each) in it to produce the neccesary voltage. Basically, what Paul wanted to say without knowing he should have, was cells.
The camera you can store in your nose for instance.
Hearing aids for mice.
Fisher Price toys for zygotes.
Portable kettles for people who like really small cups of coffee.
A vibrator for Paul.
A machine to make the worlds smallest violin so that Paul has something to cry to.
The Machine that makes the worlds smallest ammounts of Cortizone for the BURN Paul just endured. (Haha, I am so witty.)
The possibilities are endless.
Though we may have just expended them.
There are times I feel you'd make excellent sharkbait, Anton. Oddly, those times appear to be coming more frequently.
And just when the crowing died down from those paleontologists who found billion year old bones of a fish with feet, the dirt turners in Utah have found the progenitor of the emu (pron. eeem yooo) (or, Eemoo)(Fuck you, it's our bird, it's eeem yooo) or something rather larger and less friendly than Australias most famous dumb thing. (Excluding Pauline Hanson.) (Yeah, I don't know who she is either.)
National Geographic, every schoolboy's first porn source, tells us velociraptors are now yesterday's news, because they've unearthed the Hagryphus giganteus("giant four-footed, birdlike god of the western desert")
Could this be the Pterosaur? are they trying to cover up the last link that shows dinosaurs lived among us in the time of Adam and Eve and Moses and the Great Flood and shit? (Yeah, I don't READ the bible, but I did watch Rugrats, and Tommy was Jewish so I got the Hebrew side pretty down pat). If I sound like I am on crack, that's because I am trying to make a point. Operation Pterosaur scared the hell out of me.
"Only fragments of the animal were discovered—a fearsomely clawed hand and foot. But the dinosaur probably stood seven feet (two meters) tall and ran as fast as an ostrich, according to paleontologists Lindsay Zanno and Scott Sampson."
They apparently thrived until the advent of Colonel Sanders.
Sorry Paul made this so boring.
-Anton
Anton has crabs. That's his excuse.
posted by ChatRat at Saturday, April 08, 2006
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